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Officially unofficial
The genuine Compendium keychain, known to listeners everywhere as the Crotch Dangler.
The Compendium Merch Department
TheCrotchDangler.
The tiny, jingling badge of Compendium membership that nobody asked us to name sensibly.
Circus grade
jingle included
Yes, that is really its name
A small keychain. A needlessly large reputation.
A gloriously unnecessary, proudly unhinged piece of Compendium history. Attach it to your keys, bag, shrine to Adam, or anything else that would benefit from maximum dramatic jingling.
It began as a reward for our long-time Patreon members. Then people kept asking if they could simply buy one. Fair enough.
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Ships to your door
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Maximum jingle
Ideal for keys, bags, gifts, quiet rooms and moments that demand an entrance.
Earned by eligible members
A note for Patreon members
You may already
have one coming.
Eligible long-time members receive a Crotch Dangler as part of their membership. The shop is here if you want one sooner, need a spare, or have somebody in your life who deserves an unexpectedly named keychain.
See the Patreon membership
The Dangler in the wild
A keychain for every occasion.
From questionable 1970s fashion to the moon and beyond, history’s greatest moments have apparently been missing one thing.
Currently the entire shop
One product. No sensible explanation.
More peculiar Compendium objects may appear here in future. For now, there is only the Dangler.
Get yours for £10